Spreading the Love

Okay girls and boys it's time to learn about Birth control and STD's.
1. Birth control pills are just the BIRTH CONTROL. Not STD prevention.. but birth control. Read the labels and instructions.
2. Condoms. WEAR THEM, PUT THEM ON RIGHT AND USE THEME EVERY TIME. As for birth control

You can take your pill every day just like a good little girl, but it won't keep you from getting STD's. You can use a condom every time you have sex, but it won't keep you from getting pregnant. Most of the time YES, but they do break, leak and get little holes them. Don't kid yourself. If you want to have sex. THINK first.

Females should always have a condom on hand if you think you might have sex, because the one has in wallet has been there a few months and is probably not safe to use. Just because you are prepared, don't mean you have to have sex or that you are going to. It means you care about your body and your health. This does not make you slut, it makes you smart!

Guys.. If you are going to carry them in your wallet your are a fool! This will cause friction in the package and lessen the life time of the latex and create holes. USELESS then. Pregnant next.

Okay.. Now for the good stuff!
Parents! You have a teenager at home. Think about it! Were you not young and dumb once. Puberty strikes your beautiful little girl is becoming a blooming young lady and your son is be coming a walking hard on. They have questions, you are the ones with the answers. Don't be shy. Tell them like it is. Sex is great, but you gotta be safe and ready to accept whatever happens.

You think they aren't curious and having sex. Assume the worst, they probably are. So prepare them. Put your daughters on the pill and buy your sons condoms. You think you condoning sex, your not. Your preventing unwanted babies and keeping your child safe. Think about what you did in high school, on prom night, after the foot ball games, and out in back of a station wagon. You weren't an angel, assume they aren't either.

You don't have to promote sex, but it is your responsibility to explain to them and teach them. These are you babies, do you want you baby having baby. Do you want to raise another baby now that yours are almost out of the house? Think about it.
Prepare them for life!

Going to the Chapel

Well needless to say Mama wasn't happy with her lil girl, but stuff happens. Mama decided (cause back then Fancy couldn't think for herself) that it would be small church wedding. Few friends and family with a preacher. It had to be in church with a preacher. So it was. His best friends, parents, my Mama, brother and us.



Well 6 months later big bundle of joy was hatched. I have to phrase it that way because that is how it was. 24 hours of hard labor and no baby. Well MAMA was mad at the old school country Doctor by then and for letting her lil girl so long without doing anything. Needless to say, our lil bundle of joy was the size of 2 month old at birth. I was rushed to the nearest hospital that actually had surgeons and real facilities. An emergency c-section was performed and our son was hatched. 9 pounds and 11 ounces of baby out of 15 year old lil girl that didn't have a clue how to raise a baby.